Showing posts with label #Bard of Bat Yam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Bard of Bat Yam. Show all posts

Saturday, February 24, 2018

1974 in Israel

Incumbents
Prime Minister of Israel – Golda Meir (Alignment) until 3 June, Yitzhak Rabin (Alignment)
President of Israel – Ephraim Katzir
Chief of General Staff - David Elazar until 3 April, Mordechai Gur
Government of Israel - 15th Government of Israel until 10 March, 16th Government of Israel until 3 June, 17th Government of Israel

Events

18 January – Israel and Egypt sign an agreement on disengagement following the Yom Kippur War.
1 February – Lillehammer affair: Five Israeli Mossad agents are sentenced in Norway to prison terms for the assassination of Ahmed Bouchiki. The prison terms range from two and a half to five years, although all the agents are eventually released within 22 months and deported back to Israel.
5 March – Israel completes its pullback from the west side of the Suez Canal to the east side of the canal, as agreed upon in the Agreement on Disengagement.

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Ariel Sharon ( center with the bandage)   wih Moshe Dayan at kilometer 47 ( the closest the IDF came to Cairo) . The disengagement Agreement was signed at kilometer 101

10 March – Golda Meir presents her third government to the Knesset.
1 April – The Agranat Commission publishes its interim report, which calls for the dismissal of the IDF's Chief of Staff Dado Elazar, director of the Israeli Military Intelligence Directorate Eli Zeira and the Chief of the Israeli Southern Command Shmuel Gonen. The interim report states that they were responsible for failure in preparing the army for war, and for the operational and intelligence failures which occurred prior to the Yom Kippur War, which resulted in severe consequences of the war. Nevertheless, the Agranat Commission refuses to give an opinion on the responsibility of the political leadership, Prime Minister Golda Meir and the Minister of Defence Moshe Dayan arguing that this is beyond its scope.
11 April – Golda Meir resigns from premiership
15 April – Mordechai Gur is appointed as the tenth Chief of Staff of the Israel Defense Forces.
19 April – Mahanayim disaster: Eight Israeli soldiers are killed as a result of a collision between two helicopters over the Mahanayim Airfield.
31 May – Israel and Syria sign an agreement on disengagement following the Yom Kippur War.
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Rabin defeats Shimon Peres to become head of the Labour Party per se the Labour Candidate to follow Golda Meir ( Yitzchak Lavon  in the background a future President of Israel) 

3 June – Yitzhak Rabin presents his cabinet for a Knesset "Vote of Confidence". The 17th Government is approved that day and the members are sworn in.
Israeli–Palestinian conflict[edit]

The most prominent events related to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict which occurred during 1974 include:

Notable Palestinian militant operations against Israeli targets

The most prominent Palestinian Arab terror attacks committed against Israelis during 1974 include:
11 April – Kiryat Shmona massacre: Three members of the PFLP-GC cross the Israeli border from Lebanon, enter an apartment building in the town of Kiryat Shmona and kill all eighteen residents there, half of whom are children.
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Shmuel Levy ,a Sayeret Matkal  rescuer caring his wound sister  Yael out of the Maalot School

15 May – Ma'alot massacre: Palestinian militants of the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine cross the Israeli border from Lebanon. They attack a van killing two Israeli Arab women, they enter an apartment building in the town of Ma'alot and kill a couple and their 4-year-old son. After that the militant squad take over a local school and hold at 105 students and 10 teachers hostage. The hostage-takers demanded the release of 23 Palestinian militants from Israeli prisons, or they would kill the students. On the second day of the standoff, a unit of the elite Golani Brigade stormed the building. During the takeover the hostage-takers detonated their grenades and shot the children. Ultimately, 25 hostages were killed, including 22 children; 68 more were injured.[2][3]
24–25 June – 1974 Nahariya attack: three Palestinian militant squad infiltrated the coastal city of Nahariya in Israel by sea from Lebanon. During the attack three civilians and one Israeli soldier were killed.
8 September – TWA jet with 88 passengers traveling from Tel Aviv to Athens crashed into the Ionian Sea after PFLP militants detonated a bomb hidden in the baggage compartment, killing all the 79 passengers and 9 crew members on board.
19 November – 1974 Beit She'an attack: a raid by a squad of Palestinian militants, belonging to the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine militant organization, on the Israeli city of Beit She'an. Four civilians were killed during the event and more than 20 civilians were injured.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Hey You , when did my feelings for you get so deep by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion



Hey You , when did my feelings for you get so deep
When did they take that big long love leap
Going from Facebook friend to hush hush crush 
What a rip roaring rush

And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in you
Hey You,since when your smile make me go weak
when did yor tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me Superman Steve I guess they were wrong


And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in you
Hey You, when you talk I t watch your beauty mark above your and 2 x lip
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? Single , available I don't even know
And I can't help but wonder what is your status quo

And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in you
Your beautiful green eyes are like the color of mine
They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars on cloud nine
They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers

And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in you
Your body is perfection though you probably deny it
It makes my head spin with every glance I give, I must admit
You have bewitched me for months you beautiful female Joburg Lion
Our displaced Candice Swanepoel and Charlize Theron living in Zion

And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in youI, the Poet Laureate of Zion love how you look and who you are
Be my muse for many love poems with romantic flair
I love your eloquent columns,smart with a heart so strong
Personally, enticing and nothing at all with them wrong

And I don't think you knew
My long distance interest in you
Now 2016 has gone and 2017 has begun with Donny T coup d'etat,
I wonder if I invited you and you would care for 10 x C Coffee, Cake , Chat
Conversation, Cuddles, Caresses, 2 are ex rated and not for publication
If that goes well to a Chuppah with Children , two preferably or a zillion 

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Rikkki de Riiik by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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You've torn the daily paper into a million shreds,
And tested the comfort Of all the chairs, sofas and beds.
Chased a zillion types of balls,
All over the floor.
Hiss, spat and cat call.
At all the feral cats and the dog next door,
And proved yourself so brave and bold.
For a tiny kitty cat only eight months old.
You're now a ginger little fluffy ball
Curled up tight asleep on the expensive rug in the hall.

Monday, February 6, 2017


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Feeling British today.Go Bulldogs or Go Chelsea Cats would be more appropriate. Schmoozing with Rikkki de Riiik . Cats are God's gifts to mankind...... seriously everyone should adopt a kittycat .... loyal,loving,low maintenance and wonderful for your blood pressure and stress levels......Became an Israeli Citizen today exactly 30 years ago. Arrived as a Skinnymeliks like Laurel Hardy by 30years in Zion ( and all that Jewish Cooking) would give OIliver Hardy a run for his money in the fattyboomboom stakes .

Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Catman of Bat Yam by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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I am absolutely relentless,
in my love of all kittycats
like Pocahontas,
who possessed the spirit 
of experimentation,
pushed her limits
to the very brink.
O yes, I think some
labeled me meshugah 
like my big sis Lesleigh D
and daughter Kimberly-Mor,
and son Joey-Jonty, 
in our love of feline feral or home raised
My affection could go on forever.
And when I am through,
which was hardly ever,
I  left 1000 reasons 
in on my garden wall and path,
why I like I think I  The Bard of Bat Yam
Poet Laureate of Zion
has qualified to be finally called 
A Catman or Catperson.
Either or ,but to me,
always to me,
I am just plain old Angel,
even if I tag and say so,
in League with A Gabrial
God's ( why should it be a woman)
Main wingperson (pun inteneded) 
A member of the 82nd Airbourne Battalion
Of Jewish Catpeople
in the Middle East
and in particular in Zion..

Monday, January 23, 2017

Lana Schechte's White Horsed Knight in Shining Armour by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion



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Lana Schechte's White Horsed Knight in Shining Armour

In her  frum world full of tzitzit, tzniut , heartache, gloom  and pain, 
Lana Schechter needs Stephen D's  help her through the Brooklyn rain. 
To comfort her when she is flirty on Shabbat.com , naughty and zealous

Doing  everything just to make him and other bashers insanely jealous

In this world she thinks she needs a Jewish  White Horse  Brave Knight,
Who would never, never , never  give up any Yiddisheit fight.
A knight who would kiss and cuddle  away  her  tears,
And help her to overcome all " must find my basher 2.0 quickly''  fears.

A  Knight of Torah and Zion who loves her for all her chutspa, beauty and  inside,
With Stephen D  there's nothing more she will ever need to cover or  hide.
A person who will still be ( if he is not suspended ) standing bold and  strong,
Even though wooing her openly poetically on Shabbat.com is halachically wrong.

Lana Schechter needs Stephen D who is willing to give her much, much  more,
Someone she canher Israelite  White Horsed Knight, In Shabbat Shining  Armour

Two Couch Potatoes by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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Two Couch Potato

Rikkki de Rik and DeeBeeJay on the sofa
Munching on caviar  &  salmon catchips
Not a care in their supernova 
Of excess  calories on their cute little hips.

Slouched down in their comfortable position
Their yellow fleece blanket glued to their face
You Hey Rikki abd DBJ a question
But their demeanor suggest they're in outer space.

You call them "Come to  Steve" , their devotee
They hey ho no they won't leave their favorite chair
Unless you kiss , cuddle, feed  and carry them back with guarantee 
They have every intention too of eating their din-dins there.
DeeJBeeJay and Rikkki De Riik are getting fatter
Nothing Steve doesl get them to diet,exercise and go out
Steve tempts then to the garden with a salmon puff cracker   
And all the way they protest , hiss and shout.

These kittie cats of Steve are classic Couch Potatoes
No further does Steve get
He is caught within their ''can't do wrong'' halos 
and within their schnuggle cuddly  cuteness  net.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

El Douche-bag Donald Trump is a wreck! by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion






El Douche-bag Donald Trump is a wreck!
Talk about politically incorrect,Trump is ethical broke!
Your proverbial bad joke!
Can his Twittering get any dumber?
Has he thought reality of his numbers?
Thinks he is our knight in shining armor,
Can't even handle personal indiscretion war.
Ask Ivana and Melania about his demeanor,
Has no right to call anyone a loser
If he should happen to win,
Call me Canadian!
Talk about Arrogant
When he passes a mirror he stops and pouts
Donald Trump 45th President, a hellish dilemma
#RIPUSA God Save America

Monday, January 16, 2017

El Duce The KKK Duke Donald Trump by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion






At Trump rallies he vomit spurs hate and rants,
Xenophobes puke back pro El Duce Don-Duke chants,
His base master race base,
All wears Wonder Bread face,
They’re the GOP’s white racist elephants


No discouraging words are allowed,
From Trump protesters found in the crowd,
Don goads each supporter,
To beat up and give no quarter,
To shout down naysayers… decibels loud!


To define the Trump push back… full gist,
If you defy him, his mobs will get pissed,
The ‘tude of his minions,
All dissenting opinions,
Will be squelched with chokehold and clenched fist!


There now is a candidate Trump
Who loves to talk hate from the stump,
Dressed to the nines, yet uncouth,
Exhumes Dolf’s Hitler youth,
Trash like Trump belongs in city dump!


Young school kids frequent their playground haunt,
Trump’s hate speech is the ‘tude they flaunt,
At Muslim classmates they’ll snort,
Forewarn Trump will deport,
Instill fear, sneer, jeer, torment and taunt!




The pro-Trump voter is recalcitrant,
A gun nut, cross burner and miscreant,
He’s sycophantic and manic,
Never Muslim, Black, Star of David Jew or Hispanic,
The GOP’s hardliner, white elephant!


At RNC, too few righties may rant,
“Our frontrunner is too arrogant!
Either make Trump stand down,
Or run Don out of town,
We have to curb our elephant!”


Will the RNC ever pay heed?
Understand Trump is the demon seed,
To be truthful, fully,
That bastard’s a bully,
The apex of hate, hubris, greed!


In muddy bigotry, chump Trump is mired,
Re his supporters, there’s no brain required,
If yahoos get their way,
On Election Day,
It’ll be far too late to shout, “YOU’RE FIRED!”


Trump’s hate speeches stir up the panic,
Of folks: Muslim, Star of David Jew, Black and Hispanic,
Though Don speaks the unthinkable,
That xenophobe ain’t unsinkable,
Clinton or Sanders could prove him Titanic!

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Chayya In My Dreams,. Am I in Yours? by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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 At night Chayya , I ,dream of you,
Coming to be by my side.
I see your silhouette at first;
I watch your calm, quick glide.

Vivid images;
Pictures in my mind.
My night's love, my passion;
All in you I shall find.

Once again, you'll whisper to me,
"Hello, my dear. "
Your touch eases me,
Removing any fear.

Your gaze meets mine;
The warm look in your eyes,
It melts my heart. From now on
Nothing but blue skies!

Tonight you romance me;
Our bodies entwine.
You enter; I gasp!
Our souls combine.

A touch here, a tickle there,
It enthralls me; I am captivated.
Our bodies move, the motion constant;
My body's completely activated.

Throughout the night
Our passion flows,
Coming together,
My emotion grows.

For you,Chayya, in my dreams,
Oh, how I care.
But when morning comes,
I am left in despair.

Another night gone and passed.
I awake in ecstasy all alone.
For you visit at night; In dreams you come.
And I dread the coming of a new dawn.