Lana Schechte's White Horsed Knight in Shining Armour
In her frum world full of tzitzit, tzniut , heartache, gloom and pain,
Lana Schechter needs Stephen D's help her through the Brooklyn rain.
To comfort her when she is flirty on Shabbat.com , naughty and zealous
In this world she thinks she needs a Jewish White Horse Brave Knight,
Who would never, never , never give up any Yiddisheit fight.
A knight who would kiss and cuddle away her tears,
And help her to overcome all " must find my basher 2.0 quickly'' fears.
A Knight of Torah and Zion who loves her for all her chutspa, beauty and inside,
With Stephen D there's nothing more she will ever need to cover or hide.
A person who will still be ( if he is not suspended ) standing bold and strong,
Even though wooing her openly poetically on Shabbat.com is halachically wrong.
Lana Schechter needs Stephen D who is willing to give her much, much more,
Someone she canher Israelite White Horsed Knight, In Shabbat Shining Armour