Two Couch Potato
Rikkki de Rik and DeeBeeJay on the sofa Munching on caviar & salmon catchips Not a care in their supernova Of excess calories on their cute little hips. Slouched down in their comfortable position Their yellow fleece blanket glued to their face You Hey Rikki abd DBJ a question But their demeanor suggest they're in outer space. You call them "Come to Steve" , their devotee They hey ho no they won't leave their favorite chair Unless you kiss , cuddle, feed and carry them back with guarantee They have every intention too of eating their din-dins there.
DeeJBeeJay and Rikkki De Riik are getting fatter Nothing Steve doesl get them to diet,exercise and go out Steve tempts then to the garden with a salmon puff cracker And all the way they protest , hiss and shout. These kittie cats of Steve are classic Couch Potatoes No further does Steve get He is caught within their ''can't do wrong'' halos and within their schnuggle cuddly cuteness net.