|Spicer: “Here, on the Oval Office’s right-hand toilet, history was made.”|
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Its Official #OyVeyDonaldTrump is a bigger Shit than Obama....Trump’s first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obama’s, Press Secretary reports
Washington D.C. (dpo) - We knew Donald Trump wanted to go big, after all, ‘making America great again’ is no small task. Now, it seems he has delivered. The new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today to the gathered reporters of Washington, D.C., that the new President’s first official bowel movement was twice the size of Obama’s in 2009.
Several White House employees, including Spicer himself, were witnesses to Mr. Trump’s almost superhuman achievement. Unfortunately however, there is no photographic evidence of President Trump’s ‘first official doody’.