Hey You Two Legs instead of Four, I am Rikkki de Riiik, the JAP Ginger Cat
Like all Jewish American Princes, , lie on Steve"s book cluttered desk all day long
And yes, I am a cat that is chubby, portly, flabby but not yet fat
I am related to George Windsor, posh,polished and proud to be a Aristocrat
The Lord Mayors, an Earl, pearl and apple in Steve eyes I never can do any wrong
I am The Riiik his snuggable, huggable, lovable cuddly hot water bottle Ginger Cat
I will not wash the dishes , Steve, nor chase those free ranging bugs , slugs or even a rat
Wrapped in fleece blankets , on Steve's sofa and desk all day long is were I belong
And yes,I am Rikkkie de Riiik Grand Duke of Chalet Darori , Palace de Bat Yam a Plutocrat
The Proletarian Wall Refuge Cats can bash the rat with a bat
Butter and barbecue spice him in a crok pot, feed him to Mr. Mordechai Ching Chong
I am a Rukkki de Riiik ( 3 xI 3 x K) Steve's favourite and most favoured Ginger Cat
When other cats see me., bestest buddy of Steve, they do bow to my heritage ,fearand frat
I am The Bard of Bat Yam's top cat and the kittycat muse cof the midnight meouing song
And yes I am Ginger with white strips, a cat with a Coat of Arms not at all a yeechy fruit bat
I am that the Cat who sleeps all day on The Poet Laureate of Zion's couch also his mat
And at night nose to nose with him , yes I can be exceedingly jealous and headstrong
My Name is Baron Sir Rikkkki De Riiik and Count Steve's Most Favoured Ginger Cat
The Riiik Trippple K Rikkkie ready to pounce on the DELETE button if I don't give him eleventeen cuddles , knashuls and snaggels ever 26.87 seconds ...."Hillary for America can wait . Time for my 8 minute huggle ".... and with that cutest face in the world and gentleness how can I say no or ""hey I Am trying to do some work "'
Power packed
his small hairy frame
my 6 month old kittie cat in a winter coat
Rikkki is his name
Smart as a whip
always at my keyboard and or feet
I believe he wanted me to trip
that was just his nature
A true companion,
my very best t friend
him and I the perfect tandem
I am never left alone
Lively,today and before,
Never ( knock on wood) falls ill and gaining weight
at least I could say Donny T what a schmuck Oy Vey
and hold him as Donald Trump met his fate
Ferociously gentle and loving,
mean but always so sweet.
my little ninja so cunning,
My Kittie Cat was unlike any other
I called Rikkki after rejecting Schnuglion"
Kind of a miniature version of one
others have called him "The Cuteness"
I love and treat him like my very own Son
The Riiik Trippple K Rikkkie ready to pounce on the DELETE button if I don't give him eleventeen cuddles , kissshuls and snaggels ever 26.87 seconds ...."Hillary for America can wait . Time for my 8 minute huggle ".... and with that cutest face in the world and gentleness how can I say no or ""hey I Am trying to do some work "'Power packed
his small hairy frame
my 6 month old kittie cat in a winter coat
Rikkki is his name
Smart as a whip
always at my keyboard and or feet
I believe he wanted me to trip
that was just his nature
A true companion,
my very best t friend
him and I the perfect tandem
I am never left alone
Lively,today and before,
Never ( knock on wood) falls ill and gaining weight
at least I could say Donny T what a schmuck Oy Vey
and hold him as Donald Trump met his fate
Ferociously gentle and loving,
mean but always so sweet.
my little ninja so cunning,
My Kittie Cat was unlike any other
I called Rikkki after rejecting Schnuglion"
Kind of a miniature version of one
others have called him "The Cuteness"
I love and treat him like my very own Son
