Showing posts with label #Bard of Bat Yam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Bard of Bat Yam. Show all posts

Monday, March 13, 2017

Emma Sapir ,my future love... I hope you have the sweetest dreams by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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Emma Sapir ,my  future love hope you have the sweetest dreams
Along with lots of cozy sleep
I hope your blanket gives you the warmth
And in your thoughts, nightmares don’t creep
I hope you wake up nice and fresh
Sleeping all your worries away
May you read this message and smile
And perfectly end your day
Good night

Friday, January 20, 2017

Gunning for Donny T : The Teflom Man spins with Chutzpa his yarns and lies of great success and says he can fix the Democratic Party & Obama caused mess in which his great nation is now debt burdened and quagmired by The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

Democracy in those many States S&W of Canada  voted again
in that Pax America Symbol of Freedom and Capitalism  for  men
where every man  "is equal" especially he
who has missions and billions B.Franklin  money.
Step forward Donald Trump into the fray
in which he has a lot to bombastically  say.
He egotistically says he isn't like the rest
he's better than them all, he's simply hugely the  best.
 
The Teflom Man spins with Chutzpa his yarns and lies  of great success
and says he can fix the Democratic Party & Obama caused  mess
in which his great nation is now debt burdened and  quagmired
and for causing it many people to be underemployed and even fired.
He says that he is his own egomaniac man
He can't be bought, blackmailed or brided so he can
run the  country and ignore the $20 trillion deficit  with his zest and libedo
and yes  those Mexican and Arab immigrants and rapist will have to go.

Donny T  agrees  that although tens of thousands die,
shot dead every godforsaken year by
those in Constitution  possession of a gun
he will not intervene to spoil the mayhem and  fun
of all those proud Americans and illegals, friends and foe  who
own a pistol, automatic gun and even a tank ,  or maybe two,
or three or four and often even  more,
leading to the shocking and deadly annual score.

Donald Trump says2nd amendment carnage  simply lies
in the minds of the infants, kids, grannies and guys
who pull  the trigger and it is they alone
who are responsible for causing the war zone,
which the US has become,
a place where people seem to be numb
to the repeated scenes of carnage they see
reported daily in social media meas and  their tv.

If Donald is really his own man, and he
truly cares and wants to see
an end to the bloodbath and gore  in his land,
then he needs to see that guns are banned
from being sold to anyone who wants to buy
without any care about who may die,
he needs to introduce a bill
to stop the provision of the means to kill,
and if, as he says he cannot be bought
then he must fear absolutely nought,
especially those who have turned their hobby
into the powerful, All Mighty God , pro-gun lobby. 

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Rikkki de Riiik And The Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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The Poet Laureate of Zion sat at his desk in his displace African kraal
and watched as his  ginger and white striped cat
once more came by to pay a call
upon his laptop computer he sat

The Bard of Bat Yam, studied him and his  green eyes
Rikkki De Riiik stared straight back at him
he had a very royal princely  guise
from the day he wandered with in with a 'snuggle me Steve'  chagrin

This sweet ball of fluff  amused the Zionist Muse  no end
for sat upon his desk: he refused to bow or curtsey
was a subject who would to '' I have works to complete ''  not bend
a paw raised gentle to his cheek in courtesy

He knew that cats and kings were one
of a very, very special kind
for when all was said and done
that's how they weredestined and  designed

The Bard and Laureate of Zion watched the cat and smiled again
as he majestically,on urgent state business papers  settled down
a cat that ruled with cuteness and cuddliness in his  domain
his best friend and the Maharajah of all  Bat Yam town


Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Chayya by The Bard of Bat Yam , Poet Laureate of Zion

Indian Princess by blitzcadet.deviantart.com on @deviantART:

Chayya the Wanton Buxom Indian Young Lady from Bromley
Reproached for texting messages  lasciviously and salaciously
Said, "Heavens above!
I know online sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Ode to Baron Sir Rikkkki De Riiiik , Count and Grand Duke of the Kingdom Of Zion by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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Hey You Two Legs instead of Four, I am  Rikkki de Riiik,  the JAP  Ginger Cat
Like all Jewish American Princes,  , lie on Steve"s book cluttered desk all day long
And yes, I am a cat that is  chubby, portly, flabby but not yet fat

I am related to George Windsor, posh,polished  and proud to be a Aristocrat
The Lord Mayors, an  Earl, pearl  and apple  in  Steve eyes I never can do any wrong
I am The Riiik his  snuggable, huggable,  lovable cuddly hot water bottle Ginger Cat

I will not wash the dishes , Steve, nor chase those free ranging bugs , slugs or even a  rat
Wrapped in  fleece blankets , on Steve's sofa and desk all day long  is were I belong
And yes,I am Rikkkie de Riiik Grand Duke of Chalet Darori , Palace de  Bat Yam  a Plutocrat

The Proletarian Wall Refuge Cats can bash the rat with a bat
Butter and barbecue spice  him in a crok pot, feed him to Mr. Mordechai Ching  Chong
I am a Rukkki de Riiik ( 3 xI  3 x K) Steve's favourite and most favoured  Ginger Cat

When other cats see me., bestest buddy of Steve, they do bow to my heritage ,fearand  frat
I am The Bard of Bat Yam's top cat and the kittycat muse cof the midnight meouing  song
And yes I am Ginger with white strips, a cat with a Coat of Arms not at all a yeechy fruit bat


I am that the Cat who sleeps all day on The Poet Laureate of Zion's couch also his mat
And at night nose to nose with him , yes I can be  exceedingly jealous and headstrong
My Name is Baron Sir Rikkkki De Riiik and Count  Steve's Most Favoured  Ginger Cat 

Friday, December 30, 2016

Cameos From Zion: A Poem to Celebrate the Union of Richard and Annie...

Cameos From Zion: A Poem to Celebrate the Union of Richard and Annie...: Oye Vey The Bard of Bat Yam tongue tied I began  But what better muse did I have other than the  wedding of Richard and Rhoann The Po...

A Poem to Celebrate the Union of Richard and Anniekins.... Mazal Tov from Kimmie , Jonty and Rikkki and the Bard of Bat Yam , Poet Laureate of Zion

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Oye Vey The Bard of Bat Yam tongue tied I began
But what better muse did I have other than the wedding of Richard and Rhoann
The Poet Laureate of Zion could not temporary speak in rhythm and rhyme
And send a greeting to those under the Chuppah did stand and then bells did chime

On your wedding day Rikkki de Riiik and I send,
Some loving wishes to you as a long long time friend.
Don't worry what the future brings,
We are sure it will be full of the most happy happy things!

The brachot and blessings you exchange;the rings you will wear, 

For both , Anniekins and Richard to share!
A circle of real happiness to look to
The day of your marriage,yes it really really is true

So come rain or sunshine everything will be brilliantly fine,
The Riiik and I are sure you had a wonderful great time.
With all family and friends, digitally and physically beside you in your bros pozzie
We wish you showers of love, simcha v'sasoon , Richard and Annie

Starting your lives as one, Rikkki de Riiik ,Kimmie , Jonty and I wish you happiness together
May reign over your lives forever forever forever and ever




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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Yael MCCann ,another proposal from the Bard of Bat Yam , Poet Laureate of Zion



Yael McCann ,behold a beautiful, majestic  Canadian Goose
She appears to only be feathered , web foot and a Clucker we must Deduce

She seek a strong, capable guy who wants to study with Her
Someone to grow  in Torah and Mitzvos.and be her handsome Ben Hur

Repeated Marriage Proposals from The Poet Laureate of Zion she does not Lack
But all this single  Ashkenazi jean loving beauty does is respond negative Quacks.

She is specially fond of Gemara, Doctor Who, History Brits and Roman
A Journalist and Publicist in the USAF her secret clandestine  Alaskan  Trojan

When she,not with me in Israel but alone, kosher dines and Sups
Hey,is Skål, Gesondheit ,Sei gesund,Lechaim, In Your Face, Cheers and Bottoms Ups.


Milk and Honey is my favorite food-and I know it Yael's  favorite Too
Again
,migrate to Zion and marry the Bard of Bat Yam and with that proposal ...Adieu 

Friday, December 23, 2016

Ode to the Disappearing Library by The Riiik Tripple K Rikkki and the Bard of Bat, Yam Poet Laureate of Zion

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Everyone is welcome to walk through the door.
It really doesn't matter if you're rich or poor.
There are books in boxes and books on shelves.
They're free for you to borrow, so help yourselves.
Come and meet your heroes, old and new,
From William the Conqueror to Winnie the Pooh.
You can look into the Mirror or read The Times,
Or bring along a toddler to chant some rhymes.
The librarian's a friend who loves to lend,
So see if there's a book that she can recommend.
Read that book, and if you're bitten
You can borrow all the other ones the author's written.
Are you into battles or biography?
Are you keen on gerbils or geography?
Gardening or ghosts? Sharks or science fiction?
There's something here for everyone, whatever your addiction.
There are students revising, deep in concentration,
And school kids doing projects, finding inspiration.
Over in the corner there's a table with seating,
So come along and join in the Book Club meeting.
Yes, come to the library! Browse and borrow,
And help make sure it'll still be here tomorrow.


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Friday, December 16, 2016

The Cat published by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

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The Cat

You get a wife, you get a house,
Eventually you get a mouse.
You get some words regarding mice,
You get a kitty in a trice.
By two a.m. or thereabouts,
The mouse is in, the cat is out.
It dawns upon you, in your cot,
The mouse is silent, the cat is not.
Instead of kitty, says your spouse,
You should have got another mouse
.