Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Ode to Anthony Weiner from the desk of the Bard of Bat Yam , Poet Laureate of Zion
Ode To Anthony Weiner
Seems a liberal I favor, Rep. Weiner
Has committed a dumb misdemeanor.
Then he lied in the hope
He could fool us ..., the dope.
Progressives, our team just got leaner.
A.Weiner exposed a short coming
By carelessly showing his plumbing
And some say his staff
Engendered a laugh
As he takes a well-deserved drumming.
The congressman never had seen her
But he got the idea he would tweeter
So he stripped off his clothes
Then he snapped a quick pose
And she got a good look at A. Weiner
There once was a strange man named Weiner
Who had an unpleasant demeanor.
He tweeted his willy
To a young filly.
And his wife pondered pastures greener.
There once was a pol named Tough Tony.
Who sent pics of his pepperoni
When caught he went Aaaccckkk!
I'll just say I was hacked-
That tweet, it ain't mine its a phony!�
There once was an over-sexed Lib
Who so very much loved to fib
He was so imprudent
He tweeted a student
With a pic of his thinly veiled nib.
There once was a Tweeter named Weiner
Who got caught by an Internet screener
He Twittered his dong
As he thought all along
Even though itis short it�s still sweeter.
There was a young man from New York
Who sent a young girl a pic of his pork.
The meat wasn''t kosher
And nothing is gaucher
Than showing the whole world your dork.