Jonathan Dean by the Bard of Bat Yam, Poet Laureate of Zion

There was a Spartacus Rebel in his own BathTub called Jonathan Dean,
Watching Barcelona FC wizardry ,he dined on one pea, and one bean;
Joey D. Giuseppe Garibaldi dogmatically remarked, 'More than that,
Would make, like my worried Yiddisha  Dad Stephen, much too fat,'
That cautious Jonty D. Che Guevara - Pancho Villa  wayward son supreme